I got no time for people that stress and get me frustrated
And if they lie, I don't waste my time, I just keep them waiting
Don't hang around if some chump gives me a crooked smile
No fork tongued sucker treats me like a child

Back stabbing, two timing, double dealin' sucker
Laughs with you and chats with you then talks about your mother
Calls you like a bastard, always getting on your case
Then smiles at you politely whwn you're talkin' face to face
Always talking people's business when he calls you on the phone
He'll swear he's with a girlie, when we know he's home alone
He'll brag about his FILA when you know they're fuckin' fake
Thinks he slyer than a fox, but he's slimy like a snake
My Reenie just can't stand him, he's fuckin' scum
She twatted him in the mouth, when he pinched her on the bum
He's always making promises, you know he'll never keep
And tell you loads of shit, for why he didn't reach
Lies and lies and lies and lies and lines and lies galore
Man we'd better teach 'em the fuckin' score
Grin and laugh you soon find out you're gonna come unstuck
I mean it when I say it, shut the fuck up

I got no time for people that stress and get me frustrated
And if they lie, I don't waste my time, I just keep them waiting
Don't hang around if some chump gives me a crooked smile
No fork tongued sucker treats me like a child
Shut the fuck up

LEAD RAP: KERMIT
BACK-UP: ANDERSON/CARSON
PRIMAL VOICES: KERMIT/GREG WILSON
PROGRAMMING: KERMIT
HARMONICA: IAN T. TILTON
HAND COWBELL: GED LYNCH
GUITARS: CHRIS CAMPBELL