Right now on the M.I.C.
I'm MC Down he's MC Dirty
We're down with the home boy, Jealous MC
We're here to show you how nasty we can be

Well I may look young but I'm close on thirty
Get highly excited by young girls who talk dirty
Don't want no tired body, over twenties are barred
You can see me every day outside the school yard
Lock up your baby daughter when the Down is in town
Cos little do you know I might be comin' around
Yes I love those little girlies when makin' 'em scream
Got the length to go the depth if you know what I mean
If she's under nineteen then she's just my type
And the Down gets hype when it's time to lay pipe
I'm like an animal cos I go berserk
And I don't stop work 'til somebody gets hurt

Down and Dirty are the guys you should fear
'Cos once we've had a beer, it's any girl here
Cos when I'm talkin' creamin', I'm talkin' semen
Get it here girl if you're still wet dreamin'
I'm the shady guy in the mac
Lookin' for an innocent girlie to attack
No matter the age, I don't care
Look over your shoulder, I'll always seem to be there
I'll come into your house when the time is right
If you're pretty we'll leave on the light
If you're ugly, well it ain't no fun
Turn my head to the side, just come and run

Yes I shock and I sting like it ain't no thing
If you wanna do a ting girls gimme a ring
When we're getting' down and dirty, I'm the DAN and he's the king
Drop wood so good it'll make your cat sing
When it comes to girlies they shold call me the mack
I check 'em round the front and then I take 'em round the back
I always bring the jimmy cos you need to beware
When I'm makin love I like to come prepared
If I'm not tearin' it up then I'll be wearin' it out
Not to mention what I'll do to that cute little mouth
Yes I like the girls and the girls I like best
Got the big fat booty, nicely round breasts

LEAD RAP: MC DOWN/MC DIRTY
BACK-UP: JEALOUS MC
PROGRAMMING: ANDERSON
COWBELL/TRIANGLE/SHAKER/
'PLATE'/VIBRA SLAP/WHISTLES/
FIRE EXTINGUISHER/TAMBOURINE: GED LYNCH
ADDITIONAL SPINS: GREG WILSON
GUITARS: PHIL MELIA